Metaphors and Fair Weather

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Posts tagged omg

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guys on the internet:
i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area:
if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag

Filed under omg I'm not a girl but this is hilarious xD

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me:
why did you just reblog that from them
me:
i literally just reblogged that
me:
you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me:
is it because you don't like me
me:
is it because i'm fat

Filed under omg other people feel this way?